Americans, on behalf of the entire world, I really have to ask: What the hell is wrong with you?

Think about it. Have you really never realised how the rest of the world, which you probably consider "backwards", is so utterly against you on almost every sin gle possible thing? You mock and deride the metric system constantly, yet contin ue to use your useless system of weights and measures even as the rest of the wo rld which long since moved on laughs at you. And that's really the problem, isn't it? I wouldn't care if it only meant you wa llowing in your own excreta, but it doesn't: Have you ever noticed that, in pret ty much every other country on Earth, even the most conservative right wing majo r political parties tend to be to the LEFT of your so-called "Liberal Democrats" ? And even then, you struggle against them and stupidly cling to your far-right Republican warmongers. Have you noticed you've been the only country starting wars of aggression for th e past several decades? If not for America's racism and lust for oil, world peac e might actually be attainable! You destroy the planet with your wasteful industry, always feeding your consumer ist gluttony; you accelerate global warming and threaten the whole planet even a s your idiot leaders and religious puppet masters tell you that the problem does n't exist. The rest of the world grew out of childish ideas about invisible magi cians in the sky a long time ago, yet you're fighting now to legally mandate Cre ationism! Have you noticed that, while the rest of the world has moved into secular enligh tenment and humanism, America continues to foster religious fanaticism and hatre d? We laugh at you for your stupidity, but you're hurting the world as a whole; if not for you, all kinds of vile ideas like homophobia, xenophobia, creationism , and racism could be all but wiped out by now. Instead, you continue to incubat e them, and perpetuate them on the world through your cultural (and military) he gemony. Your prosperity is built off stolen gold and stolen CULTURE from how many people s you've massacred?? Let's start with the Native Americans. How many of them did you butcher before you even got around to the blacks, and now the Mexicans and gays? You are a vile skiff, sewn together from the flesh and bone of millions upon MIL LIONS that have been slaughtered for the benefit of rich WASP hegemony, floating in a sea of the blood of orphans, of WAR ORPHANS, of Iraqi and Afghani, of Viet namese, the ones that you gunned down in their beds and the ones that had the co urage to fight alike - YOU ARE THE FORCE OF IGNORANCE, OF ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, OF RACISM AND HATRED AND GREED ITSELF IN THIS WORLD. So I'm really asking this, because as much as you like to think your opinions ar e the only ones that matter, the ENTIRE REST OF THE EARTH is trying so hard ever y day to know: What the HELL is wrong with you?