April 21st , 2012

Club-Mania! About Us
Hello, hello!! Thanks for subscribing to The Weekly Mustache where daily events in the Doan household are reported straight to you. Additionally, you'll find tons of funny mustache photos, polls, kid-of-the-week, and just plain fun! So what are you waiting for, go ahead and read. :) ~Amy D.

The I--Jason Club and The Great Mustache Club have been enemies since an annoying boy named Jason came here. The I-Jason Club's leader is no other than Jason himself (DUN, DUN, DUN) and the Mustache Club's leader is the mustache-loving, one- direction fan girl, teal and lime lover, Amy Doan. The Mustache Club's members include Amy, Vivian Nguyen, and Sabrina Nguyen. The I--Jason Club members are Jason Bui, Ryan Phan, and Chloe Nguyen. On April 20, 2012, there was a bunny on the loose in the backyard of Amy's house (see page 2 for more information and pictures), so the clubs had a battle on who could find the bunny first. but in the end nobody found the rabbit, and it turned into a photography session. The I--Jason Club isn't really an official club, but the Mustache Club, however, is the opposite of The I--Jason Club. The Mustache Club has ID cards, activities, and much more. In fact, the Mustache Club is the creator of this here newspaper/newsletter. If you aren't part of The I--Jason Club and would like to join The Great Mustache Club, please see Amy or Sabrina and we will see if you qualify.
~Sabrina N.

Table of Contents
Club-Mania . . . . . . . . p1 Hunt for the Bunny. . . p2 Kid-of-the-Week . . . . .p2 The Fun Page . . . . . . . p3

Editor: Amy Doan Writers: Sabrina Nguyen, Amy Doan Photographers: Amy Doan and Sabrina Nguyen

1st Edition 1st Issue

Kid-of-the-Week
All week long, The Weekly Mustache representatives have been looking out for the best and worst kids of the

week. Who will win the Mustache-Good award this time around? Who will get Evil Jason title? Keep on reading to find out! Quincy spilled his food and broke his bowl, Sabrina was cranky, Chloe sucked her thumb and popped her balloon, Vivian got a 1/5 on her cursive test, and Jason was, well, Jason. Hmm.. what a tough choice... TWM hereby presents the Evil Jason Bad Award to no other than Jason himself! Tough luck, Jasmine. Now for the Mustache-Good award... TWM now presents the Mustache-Good Great Award to Vivian for being helpful all week long! Congrats girl!

begin with this wonderful adventure? Once upon a time, in a land far, far, away, our current residing bunny, Wulfie, has gotten old. Then, one day, a new, young, and wild rabbit has magically been spotted in our backyard! Look at how excited Ryan is. (: And so, the quest for the bunny begins. On Wednesday, Philip Tran sets off on a two hour long journey in the scary backyard. Soon enough, the Mustache Club joins him. The wild bunny is spotted not once, but TWO times!! We were really excited, but got the buckets out a tad too late. Unfortunately, the rabbit wasn't sighted again that day, but never fear! We tried again on Friday with an additional members. What was meant to be a very, VERY, serious hunt turned into fun, giggles, and running away from cameras. On April 20th, 2012, the search party included Chloe, Andy, Amy, Vivian, Jason, Ryan, and Sabrina. Nonetheless, no one has given up. THE SEARCH SHALL CONTINUE!
~Amy D.

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More Bunny Hunt Photos!

The Hunt for the Bunny

Ahh.. the hunt for the wild bunny... where shall we

Fascinating Facts!
Ice cream

Perfect Butt-Slapping Moments!

Can YOU tell whose butts these are?

is a Chinese food! President George W. Bush was

Which moment is more perfect? Tell Amy or Sabrina your guess and you may be featured in the next issue!

Funniest Faces of the Week :{D

You make it, we take it! (and post in on this newspaper.)

once a cheerlead er!