Colloquialisms, slang or idioms are nonstandard words and phrases, which are used in informal conversation and are

often specific to a small area or region of a country. While these words and phrases are not generally accepted in academic or business settings they are used in every day conversations, therefore learning them is important for a serious student or traveler, and many are humorous in their own right, especially the ones that originated in the old south. Now get ready for some fun and good belly shakers (laughs), followed by their translations where needed. 1. If you dont stop that crying, Ill give you something to cry about! (Usually followed by a spanking, which increased the crying) 2. If a bull frog had wings he wouldnt bump his ass when he jumped! (A response to using ifto an excessive degree.) 3. Your ass is grass and Im the lawnmower! (You are going to get a good spanking from your parents or beating from another kid.) 4. Close that NEWmonia hole. (Close the window, used especially in cold weather.) 5. Dont you make eyes at me boy. (Moms response when we rolled our eyes sarcastically after being corrected.) 6. She has forty eleven kids. (She has more kids than I can count.) 7. The price is a dollar, three ninety eight. (I have no idea what the price is.) 8. He is so clumsy he would trip over a cordless phone. 9. She is so clumsy she cant walk and chew gum at the same time. 10. Hes dumber than a pet rock. 11. She cant carry a tune in a hand basket. (She cant sing!) 12. Hes as handy as a back pocket on a shirt. (He is worthless.) 13. Hes busier than a one legged man at a butt kicking contest. 14. Higher than a Georgia pine tree. (Very drunk.) 15. We better get on the stick. (We better get started.) 16. He / she was beat with an ugly stick. (Very ugly man / woman.) 17. That house is just down the road a piece. (The house is down the road a short distance, but a piece can be anywhere from a few feet to several miles.) 18. That wall is catawampus. (That wall is crooked or out of line.) 19. Shes older than dirt. (Shes very old.) 20. Give me some sugar. (Give me a kiss.) 21. Hed complain if you hung him with a new rope. (A person who is never satisfied.) 22. Hes happier than a dog with a belly full of piss and a mile of fire hydrants. (Hes very happy.) 23. He can break rocks with a rubber hammer. (He is very mean / tough.) 24. Fish or cut bait. (Either do it or shut up.) 25. Hes an egg sucking dawg. (Hes a low life [ Malaco ].) 26. You aint whistling Dixie. (You are speaking the truth.) 27. If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. (Dont wish your life away.) 28. If that dont beat all. (Something very amazing or unusual.) 29. We were like two peas in a pod. (We were very close, or always together.) 30. Happier than a tick in deep fur. (Very happy and secure.) 31. Colder than a well diggers butt. (Very cold indeed.) 32. Do you want me to open a can of whup-ass? (Do you want me to beat you?)

And the one I most hated to hear was, Boy go cut me a switch. (A switch is a small, long, limber branch weeping willows make the best / worst with the leaves removed and used to spank a childs bare bottom.) Also see

Slang and Idioms American Slang

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