126 My Last Duchess Duke just lost wife after 3 years of marriage and is meeting with an agent from

a Count to arrange a marriage with his daughter. (I used the words hook up with and Freddy began to bang his head against the wall because of the connotation with the words hook up with) They are in his large castle walking down to dinner and he is showing the agent many different pictures and sculptures, but then, right before the stairs, is a large curtain coving a painting. The duke pulls back curtain and begins to tell story of his late wife. He says She had a heart how shall I say? too soon made glad, too easily impressed In this, he attacks his late wife for being so friendly and talking with others, he was a very jealous man and saw it as flirting. These feelings stems from his feelings of inadequacy of himself. He also says, she ranked my gift of a nine-hundred-year-old name with anybodys gift In modern English, he says, Look at what I gave her, my great name to be associated with, and she doesnt really care that much. He is very arrogant and prideful. Later, he says, This grew; I gave commands; then all smiles stopped together In modern English, he says, She didnt appreciate me and was going to end up making a mistake and leaving me for another man, so I had her killed, no big deal Remember who he is speaking to, the agent who is going to arrange his marriage. He has not filter due to his pride and arrogance. Back to the curtain, he has it up so only he can see her, now he has complete control. Now the agent was selected for a rather important job, so we can assume that he is rather trustworthy. He now goes back and is to tell the Count about the meeting and whether or not he should have his daughter married with the duke. It is a safe bet that the duke will remain lonely a while longer. Rossetti Background: comes from a literate family dad was a poet and exiled because of political stance mother was a friend and wrote with Lord Byron brother Dante Gabriel Rossetti was an author and artist, well known had another brother and sister who also wrote, but not nearly as famous she was very involved with the evangelical movement like Emily Dickenson and Jane Austen, never marries (youll see why in No, Thank You, John) has at least two suitors o turns down the first because he was not religious enough o turns down the second because he was protestant like Browning, only gives you part of the puzzle, you need to read between the lines o almost like you walk into a play that is already going on for half an hour

127 (Media Res) I never said I loved you, John: Why will you tease me day by day, And wax a weariness to think upon With always "do" and "pray"? You know I never loved you, John; No fault of mine made me your toast: Why will you haunt me with a face as wan As shows an hour-old ghost? I dare say Meg or Moll would take Pity upon you, if you'd ask: And pray don't remain single for my sake Who can't perform that task. I have no heart?Perhaps I have not; But then you're mad to take offence That I don't give you what I have not got: Use your own common sense. Let bygones be bygones: Don't call me false, who owed not to be true: I'd rather answer "No" to fifty Johns Than answer "Yes" to you. Let's mar our pleasant days no more, Song-birds of passage, days of youth: Catch at today, forget the days before: I'll wink at your untruth. Let us strike hands as hearty friends; No more, no less; and friendship's good: Only don't keep in view ulterior ends, And points not understood In open treaty. Rise above Quibbles and shuffling off and on: Here's friendship for you if you like; but love, No, thank you, John. (John) Will you marry me? (Narrator)---No Why, you said you loved me ---I never said I loved you But you lead me on ---No I didnt O, yes you did ---Even if you were to lead on, you know that I never loved, and will never love you (Pity card)

---If you want to play the pity card, I know two people down the street who will happily play you little games I dont want them, I love you! And if I cant have you, then I will never love anyone else and remain lonely forever. ---O, shut up you whining little girl Wow, you are a heartless bitch ---Well that makes no sense, how can I love you if I have no heart (conversation is becoming very bitter) Why do you have to be so mean, it was you who was the two-face rotten lying whore ---Dont call me a liar, I have always believed that I would never go out with you Why do you have to be so mean, it is a beautiful day, why dont we just get married, eat a picnic in the park, and live happily ever after? (The worst card that a woman can play) ---O John, I really dont have feelings for you, Why dont we just be friends? I will forget all this nonsense. I want you to understand that this is in no way saying that I love you, dont get false ideas, and let us just be friends. (and know you know why she never married)