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“Spaced Out”
Written By:
Mike Bell
First Draft:
2/29/00
Revised:
3/8/00
Final Draft:
3/13/00
ALIEN CAPTAIN
Puny humans we shall now suck out your
brains... with bendy-straws!
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CAPTAIN LASERPANTS
You can suck out our minds, livers and
spleens, but we will never surrender!
ALIEN CAPTAIN
(sinister laughter) Silence Captain Laserpants!
No one can save you now!
The far wall begins to glow red. It explodes and through the smoke
steps TV space hero CRASH NEBULA.
CRASH NEBULA
Inter-galactic scum, your reign of terror ends
NOW!
ALIEN CAPTAIN
Curses, it’s Crash Nebula!
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INT.-TIMMY’S BEDROOM-DAY
Timmy and his friends, Chester and A.J. sit glued in front of the TV
SCREEN. They are dressed in their official “Crash Nebula” SPACE GEAR,
eating their official “Crash Nebula” CEREAL out of their official “Crash
Nebula” CEREAL BOWLS with their official “Crash Nebula” SPOONS.
TIMMY
Pretty cool huh Chester?
CHESTER
Yep, don’t cha think A.J.?
A.J.
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Positively.
TV ANNOUNCER (V.O.)
Will Crash Nebula escape the evil clutches of
the Clutchulacs? Tune in next week for another
exciting episode of Crash Nebula!
TIMMY
Whoa! That was the best episode ever!
Guys.....?
Timmy looks over to his friends. They just stare at Timmy suspiciously.
Chester turns to A.J. as the three buddies begin play acting.
CHESTER
Science-officer Deadpan, does Captain
Laserpants seem strange to you?
A.J.
I believe you are correct Dr. Hatfield, your
“men-are-from-Mars” instincts never cease to
amaze me. Get him!
Chester and A.J. begin to fire upon Timmy with their official “Crash
Nebula”, EXTREMELY CHILD SAFE, RUBBER-DART-FIRING, LASER
DEVICES. Timmy blocks the rubber darts with his cereal bowl and
makes a break for it.
TIMMY
Meddling humans! You’ll never catch me!
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INT.-LIVING ROOM
Vicky is watching TV. She looks up angrily when she hears the thud.
VICKY
(Sniff, sniff) I smell fun...
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Timmy hides behind the dresser like a barricade. He pulls out his
“Crash Nebula” COMMUNICATOR and talks into it.
TIMMY
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Mother-ship! Are you there Mother-ship!
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DISSOLVE TO:
COSMO and WANDA are dressed up like crew members from the “Crash
Nebula” show.
COSMO
Aye, aye Captain Timmy sir!
WANDA
He said “Mother-ship”, that means I’m in
charge! Awaiting orders your space-
machoness.
COSMO
Yes sir, captain sir! Your wish is my... (Wanda
glares at Cosmo) her command!
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TIMMY
Eat laser sponge!
CHESTER
Whoa, when did Timmy get a X-2000 laser
blaster?
A.J.
Irrelevant, since Timmy doesn’t know we’ve
got the new X-2001 laser blasters.
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Chester and A.J. jump out and return fire. Timmy jumps behind his
dresser again. He talks into his communicator.
TIMMY
Mother-ship, I need more fire power!
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INT.-SPACESHIP-BRIDGE
WANDA
You got it Kiddo. More fire power lackey, and
get those bunions!
COSMO
I want a father-ship next time!
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Chester and A.J. run over to Timmy and check out his new “toy”.
CHESTER
Man Timmy, you got the coolest stuff!
A.J.
I must confess, I am quite envious!
TIMMY
(proudly)
You ain’t seen nothing yet! Wait here.
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INT.-TIMMY’S CLOSET-DAY
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Cosmo and Wanda “beam-in”.
WANDA
Gee sport, sorry about the hole in your wall.
COSMO
Yeah, this thing packs a wallop! (pointing at his
wand.)
TIMMY
Yeah, yeah, we’ll fix it later. Anyway I need a
super cool “Crash Nebula” space suit.
WANDA
You got my attention, captain!
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INT.-TIMMY’S BEDROOM-DAY
Timmy comes out of the closet and strikes a pose. Chester and A.J. run
over and check it out.
CHESTER
Killer Crash suit dude!
A.J.
Yes, where ever did you get it?
TIMMY
Uh...the internet...
CHESTER
Cool! Now all we need is an alien and we can
re-enact episode 621 of “Crash Nebula”!
Chester and A.J. explore the bedroom as if it’s an alien terrain. Timmy
turns to his Godparents who are now back in their fishbowl.
TIMMY
(whispering)
I wish I had an alien monster that we can play
with.
Cosmo and Wanda give him a wink and “poof” from behind some BED,
across the room, rises an HORRIFIC ALIEN.
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CHESTER AND A.J.
Whoa!
TIMMY
(whispering)
Great job on the alien guys.
WANDA
We aim to please.
COSMO
The slime was my idea.
TIMMY
It’s so life-like.
WANDA
Of course it is. He’s real. We’re not so good at
creating aliens.
COSMO
So we borrowed one!
TIMMY
What?
CUT TO:
EXT.-PLANET YUGO-POTAIMIA
DISSOLVE TO:
Truck-in on palace.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT.-ALIEN PALACE-DAY
QUEEN ALIEN paces back and forth. KING ALIEN alien walks up.
KING GRIPPULLON
Queen Jipjorrulac, you seem troubled.
QUEEN JIPJORRULAC
Yes King Grippullon, our son hasn’t tortured the
prisoners yet today.
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KING GRIPPULLON
Hmmmm. That’s not like Mark. Computer,
locate our son.
COMPUTER
Readings show that your son has been taken to
Earth.
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The alien (whose name is Mark) roars and waves his tentacles in a
threatening manner, and gnashes his drool covered fangs. Instead of
being frightened, Chester and A.J. begin to check out the alien.
A.J.
Amazing! A fully automated animatronic space
alien.
MARK
(pulling out BENDY STRAWS)
Puny Humans, I shall suck your brains through
these bendy-straws!
CHESTER
Cool! Actual Crash Nebula dialogue!
A.J.
Look, authentic slimy footprints!
MARK
You earth children are not afraid of me... or my
straws?
CHESTER
Aw man, he’s got genuine bad breath!
The alien’s feelings are hurt and he’s feeling impotent. Why aren’t
these children afraid of him?
MARK
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Well, I...uh, I mean GRRRRR!
Vicky bursts into the room. The room is a mess. She is furious.
VICKY
I’m telling you for the last time, keep it quiet
up here!
TIMMY
But this is the first time you told us!
Vicky’s head snaps towards Timmy. There is fire in her eyes. Timmy
and his friends cringe in fear.
MARK
(to himself)
She’s terrified the children in a way I could not!
VICKY
(to Timmy)
Alright twerp that does it. I’m separating you
geeks! Let’s see... Eeny, meeny, miney...you!
MARK
(To himself)
You can be my meany, eeny time!
VICKY
You in the stupid alien costume, you’re out of
here!
TIMMY
But Vicky...!
VICKY
You can play with your geek buddy after you
clean up this room!
Vicky grabs the alien by the “ear” and drags him out of the room. The
alien, seeing how terrible Vicky is and how Timmy and his friends fear
her, instantly falls in love with her. Hearts start to float from his head.
MARK
Oooooh! She’s so forceful!
A large ALIEN FLEET flies towards Earth, blowing up PLANETS that get
in it’s way.
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INT.-ALIEN FLAG-SHIP
The King and Queen are in the cockpit. The King drives.
QUEEN JIPJORRULAC
We wouldn’t have to blow up all these planets
if you just stopped for directions.
KING GRIPPULLON
Quiet! I’m still the king around here!
QUEEN JIPJORRULAC
King of getting lost!
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Cosmo and Wanda watch the alien fleet from a small MONITOR in their
fish bowl. They call Timmy over.
COSMO
Psst, Timmy.
(he waves Timmy over with his head)
TIMMY
(whispering)
What is it?
WANDA
We have good news and bad news.
TIMMY
What’s the good news?
COSMO
You see, the alien we got you is actually a
prince from the dreaded war planet Yugo-
Potaimia.
WANDA
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And his parents are on their way to destroy the
Earth and rescue their son... not necessarily in
that order.
TIMMY
What’s the bad news?
WANDA
Oh wait, that was the bad news.
TIMMY
Then what’s the good news?
COSMO
I found a NICKEL!
TIMMY
Okay then, I wish the alien was back home.
Cosmo waves his wand. Nothing happens. Wanda waves her wand.
Nothing happens. The Godparents look at each other, shocked.
TIMMY
Well? Is he gone?
COSMO
Uh...
TIMMY
More good news nickel-boy?
COSMO
(Possessively)
My Nickel!
Cosmo swims into the fishbowl castle to protect his nickel. The RULE
BOOK appears. Wanda reads.
WANDA
It seems our alien prince has fallen in love with
Vicky. And “Da Rules” say we can’t interfere
with true love.
TIMMY
Aw... that’s really sweet... How do we get him
out of here!!!
COSMO
We’ve got to talk the alien out of loving Vicky.
CHESTER (O.S.)
Dude, are you talking to your fish?
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Timmy snaps around. His pals are looking at him oddly. His eyes dart
to his fish and back to his friends.
TIMMY
....yes.... Uh, guys, we got to get the alien back
from Vicky! It’s, uh, a collectable!
A.J.
A collectable! Hmmm, why would she take the
alien? She’s not even a fan!
CHESTER
Aw man! She’ll probably sell it and buy make-
up and other girl stuff!
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Vicky sits on the couch. Mark, dressed in an APRON, dusts the living
room.
VICKY
You know, I could sell your stupid costume for
make-up and other girl stuff.
MARK
Vicky, the fear you instilled on the young ones
was enchanting.
VICKY
You talk funny? Are you from Europe or
something.
MARK
I’m a warrior prince from Yugo-Potaimia. My
name is Mark.
VICKY
Oh you’re a foreign exchange student. You’re
hideous, take off that costume!
MARK
Does this form not please you?
VICKY
(exasperated)
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Look, if you want to please me so much why
don’t you go make me a chocolate shake.
MARK
Chocolate! That’s the foulest substance known
on my planet! (swoon)
DISSOLVE TO:
INT.-KITCHEN
A.J.
Wow! What a great toy! It has authentic room-
sliming powers like the alien in episode 485!
CHESTER
We’re here to save you from Vicky!
MARK
I do not wish to be saved from Vicky.
A.J.
Alien toy, you don’t understand, Vicky is the
foulest, most evil creature in the universe!
MARK
I know, isn’t she wonderful! You Two! You will
make my Vicky-shrine complete!
MECHANICAL ARMS extend from the wall and grab Chester and A.J. by
the hands and feet and pull them against the wall, trapping them.
A.J.
Cool, this is just like what happened in today’s
“Crash Nebula” episode!
CHESTER
I enjoyed it more when it was on TV and
happening to someone else.
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INT.-TOP OF STAIRS
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Timmy and the Godparents spy on Vicky. They see Mark enter the room
carrying a CHOCOLATE SHAKE.
TIMMY
How can anyone fall in love with that!
WANDA
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
COSMO
The beholder needs to see an eye doctor!
The Godparent’s wands start flashing. The Godparents look into their
wands, they see the approaching alien fleet.
COSMO
Uh, Timmy, there’s something we got to show
you.
“Poof!” The top of the stairs turns into an OBSERVATORY. Timmy peeks
through the telescope. He sees the invasion fleet approaching the
Godparent’s Earth orbiting “Mother-ship”. They blow up the Mother-
ship.
WANDA
Seems that we have less time than we thought.
TIMMY
I better go talk to the alien’s parents, maybe
they can talk some sense into their son.
COSMO
We can’t destroy true love!
WANDA
But parents can!
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Timmy and the Godparents appear in front of the King and Queen alien
who are surrounded by GUARDS. They approach the THRONE. A
GUARD stops them.
GUARD
Halt! Who goes there!
TIMMY
Cosmo, Wanda, and Timmy of Earth. We need
to speak with Mark’s parents.
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GUARD
If the King and Queen you wish to see, you
then must face the perils three!
COSMO
Tests! I love tests!
WANDA
And I love poetry!
TIMMY
What do we have to do?
GUARD
(building, sinister laughter)
He stamps his laser SPEAR on the ground. The floor begins to slide
open, pulling Timmy and the Godparents away from the throne. Out of
the opening rises a brightly colored FIELD OF FLOWERS. The other
guards gasp in horror.
GUARD
Now, puny human, you must skip across the
dreaded field of flowers!
COSMO
They’re lovely... I mean GASP!
TIMMY
Well, here goes nothing, really.
QUEEN JIPJORRULAC
Amazing! The flowers touch his skin but he
neither bleeds nor burns!
TIMMY
Ta-da!
GUARD
Behold the second task! Human, you must
now hug the cutest and softest teddy bear in
the universe! (sinister laughter)
TIMMY
I don’t want to hug a teddy bear, that’s baby
stuff!
KING GRIPPULLON
He hesitates, the task is too much for him!
COSMO
You can do it Timmy! The fate of the Earth
depends on it!
TIMMY
Oh alright!
When Timmy hugs the teddy bear, it says “I love you” causing widows
to shatter.
QUEEN JIPJORRULAC
I don’t understand, he didn’t burst into flames!
KING GRIPPULLON
Never fear my Queen, not even our mightiest
warriors can survive the final task!
ALIENS IN RADIATION GEAR carry POLES that hold a small metal BOX.
Using a ten foot pole, one of the aliens pushes the button on the box
and then runs for his life. The box slowly opens, a binding light leaks
out.
WANDA
What is it!?!
COSMO
I can’t tell!
TIMMY
It looks... It looks like...Chocolate?
GUARD
Yes, chocolate! (sinister laugh) Not so high and
mighty now are you Earth-boy! For your last
task you must eat the chocolate bar!
TIMMY
Sure... I mean, not chocolate! Don’t make me
eat it! Anything but that!
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Playing it as if he were about to shove bamboo under his own
fingernail, Timmy grabs the chocolate bar and takes a bite.
TIMMY
Eww! There’s peanuts in it! Have you no
mercy!
The guards faint dead away. The head guard bows to Timmy trying not
to watch Timmy wolf down the chocolate.
GUARD
You are truly the foulest creature in the
universe! You may speak to the King and
Queen.
KING GRIPPULLON
A mere child has passed our toughest test,
your kind are very powerful indeed!
QUEEN JIPJORRULAC
(pleading)
Please don’t hurt us we just want our son back.
TIMMY
I Timmy, chocolate-eating warrior of Earth,
have good news and bad news.
COSMO
The good news is I’ve named my nickel Phillip!
KING GRIPPULLON
What’s the bad news?
COSMO
It’s a girl nickel!
TIMMY
There’s a problem with an Earth girl.
QUEEN JIPJORRULAC
She’s eaten him?!
TIMMY
No, he’s fallen in love with her! I and my race
of flower skipping, bear hugging, chocolate-
eating warriors will not stand for this!
QUEEN JIPJORRULAC
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We will talk to Mark, we’ll set things straight.
Just don’t eat the chocolate again!
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INT.-KITCHEN
Mark enters and approaches Chester and A.J., who are still on the wall.
MARK
Things aren’t going well with Vicky so I’ve
decided to suck out your brains and give them
to her as a gift.
A.J.
Cool!
CHESTER
You can suck out our minds, livers, and
spleens, but we will never surrender!
MARK
(sinister laughter)
Silence puny Earth children! No one can save
you now!
The kitchen door begins to rattle. It bursts open and in steps Timmy in
his “Crash Nebula” gear.
TIMMY
Inter-galactic scum, your reign of terror ends
now!
MARK
Excellent! Another brain I can give to Vicky!
Mark puts his bendy-straw to his lips and starts to suck towards Timmy.
The suction causes Timmy to slide towards Mark. The doorbell rings.
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VICKY
Oh, what now!
KING GRIPPULLON
We’re Mr. and Mrs........ Chang… and we’ve
come to pick up our son Mark.
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INT.-KITCHEN
VICKY (O.S.)
Mark, get out here!
MARK
(excitedly)
My beloved calls me! I’ll be back to suck your
brains out in a moment.
Mark leaves.
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INT.-LIVING ROOM
MARK
Mother, Father, what are you doing here?
KING GRIPPULLON
Mark, enough of this foolishness, it’s time to
go.
MARK
Father, I can’t go with you. I’m in love with
Vicky. You see, she taught me something today.
It doesn’t matter how hideous you are on the
outside, but how evil and vicious you are on
the inside!
KING GRIPPULLON
Well, if you’re in love...
KING GRIPPULLON.
(Nervously)
Uh..no son! It would never work. She’s an
Earth girl. Don’t you know that Earth girls are
made of sugar and spice and everything nice.
That’s poison to our kind.
MARK
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No, no! Not my Vicky! She’s the foulest, most
terrible creature in the Universe.
VICKY
Thanks... I mean, hey!
QUEEN JIPJORRULAC
Mark, listen to your father and go to the shi...
er car.
MARK
Yes mother.
Mark sadly slithers out to the “car.” His parents turn to Vicky.
KING GRIPPULLON
Young Earth girl, we are prepared to pay you
for baby-sitting our son with some of your
earth currency.
DOLLAR SIGNS pop into Vicky eyes. They disappear when the King
hands her a live CHICKEN. The aliens turn to leave. Mark waves from
the back seat of their “car” (which is actually a spaceship parked in the
driveway.) A tear wells up in her eye. The alien “car” flies straight up
and out of scene when Vicky’s back is turned.
VICKY
I’ll never forget you Mark, foreign exchange
student from Yugo-Po--hey...
Vicky bends down out of frame and comes back up holding a nickel.
VICKY
...I found a nickel!
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COSMO
(Panicking)
Phillip!
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INT.-KITCHEN
A.J.
Timmy that was the best game of Crash Nebula
ever!
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CHESTER
Dude, you rock!
TIMMY
Thanks guys.
Timmy gives his Godparents, who are now in their fish bowl, a thumbs-
up. Freeze frame.
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TV ANNOUNCER
Will Mark ever find true love? Will King
Grippullon seek his revenge on Timmy and his
meddling fairies? Tune in next week for
another exciting episode of The Fairly
OddParents!!!
ALIEN KIDS
Cool!!!
IRIS OUT:
THE END.