The Fairly OddParents

“The Boy Who Would Be Queen”

(AN 11 MINUTE SCRIPT)

#119

Story By:
Butch Hartman, Steve Marmel and Kendra Mora

Script By:
Steve Marmel, Butch Hartman and Tracy Berna

First Draft:
12/12/00
Second Draft:
1/10/01
Third Draft:
1/26/01
Fourth Draft:
1/31/01
Fifth Draft:
2/13/01
Final Draft:
2/15/01

Nickelodeon Animation Studios. c2000 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved
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FADE IN:

EXT. DIMMSDALE ELEMENTARY - LUNCH TIME

SCHOOLKIDS are at recess, having a grand time. PUSH IN ON A PICNIC

TABLE where TIMMY, CHESTER AND AJ are eating lunch.

1 CHESTER
Any idea what they’re talking about?

THE CAMERA PULLS BACK to reveal that the guys are watching TRIXIE
TANG and VERONICA.

From the boys’ POV, the girls chatter in unintelligible walla, except for
certain words that pop out.

2 TRIXIE / VERONICA
Blah blah shopping blah blah clothes blah
blah hair blah blah blah Boyband blah blah
we’ll never notice you...

3 AJ
Nope. I don’t speak “girl.”

WIDEN TO REVEAL TIMMY ENGROSSED IN A PALM SIZED TV

ON TV, A HANDSOME MAN and ATTRACTIVE WOMAN are about to kiss.

4 TIMMY
No, Roderick! Don’t do it! She’ll betray you
again!

5 CHESTER
Dude, are you watching one of those dumb,
girly soap operas?

6 TIMMY
Hey, there’s plenty of action on this show!

7 ANNOUNCER (VO)
We’ll be back with more of the Kissy Kissy Goo
Goo Romance hour! Mwah!

Chester and AJ blink incredulously.

8 TIMMY
What? I like the writing!

TRIXIE STANDS UP, holding a glowing GOLDEN TICKET, ala “Willie

Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.” When she holds the ticket up, we
hear a CHORUS OF ANGELS.
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9 TRIXIE
Blah blah blah! BLAH!

10 TIMMY
Dude! What’s she saying? What’s she saying?

AJ pulls out a DEVICE.

11 AJ
Hang on! Let me use my “Girl to Geek”
translator!

12 TRIXIE
Blah blah Who blah blah didn’t (screeching
noise) who didn’t get invited to my birthday
party tomorrow?

TRIXIE’S POV - Out of the entire CROWD, only Timmy, Chester and AJ’s
hands are up.

13 TRIXIE
Well, that’s everybody who’s anybody!

ON THE BOYS

14 CHESTER
Great. Another year, another Trixie Tang
birthday party we didn’t get invited to.

15 TIMMY
Not this time. Watch this!

Timmy confidently walks up to Trixie.

16 TIMMY
Hi Trixie!

TRIXIE’S POV - Timmy’s speech is as incomprehensible to her, as hers

was to him.

17 TIMMY
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH...

18 TRIXIE
(to Veronica)
Any idea what he’s saying?

19 VERONICA
Nope! I don’t speak geek!

Veronica pulls out a translator.

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20 TIMMY
(getting increasingly clearer)
...Too bad we can’t come to your party, BLAH,
BLAH, BLAH because I got you a BLAH BLAH
really GREAT GIFT!

21 TRIXIE
I heard that!

SCREECH! Trixie instantly pulls out THREE TICKETS.

22 TRIXIE
(hands Timmy the tickets)
Here ya go, Tommy! The party’s tomorrow. And
don’t forget my gift!!

23 TIMMY
My name isn’t...BLAH BLAH BLAH! It’s BLAH
BLAH!

24 TRIXIE
Whatever!

Trixie and Veronica exit. Chester and AJ walk up and each grab a
ticket from Timmy. Chester gives a thumbs up.

25 CHESTER
Great lie, Dude!

26 AJ
He’s right! You don’t have a gift for Trixie.

27 TIMMY
Yet! Now all I have to do is impress her with
the right gift, she’ll never forget my name
again!

28 WOMAN ON TV (VO)
Roderick... can you ever forgive me?

29 TIMMY
(re: The TV)
I gotta go.
(to TV)
RODERICK! NO!

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. TIMMY’S BEDROOM - LATER

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The room is packed with GIFTS that WANDA and COSMO have been
zapping up for Timmy to give to Trixie.

30 TIMMY
Hmm...do girls like stink bombs?

POOF! Cosmo makes a SKUNK WITH A LIT FUSE.

31 WANDA
No.

POOF! Wanda makes it go away.

32 COSMO
How about Dead frogs?

POOF! - Cosmo whips up a terrified live FROG in a COFFIN.

33 TIMMY
Ugh! No! Girls don’t like them and neither do
I!

POOF! Wanda makes them go away. Timmy moves his finger to his
nose as though he were about to pick it.

34 TIMMY
What about...

35 WANDA
NO!!!

POOF! An OVEN MITT appears on Timmy’s hand, stopping him.

36 WANDA
Sorry, Sweetie. You’re not thinking like a girl.

37 COSMO
Face it, Timmy... the only way you could think
like a girl is if you wished you were one!

38 TIMMY
HA! Like I’d wish I was a girl! What a waste of
a wish! HA!HA!HA!

39 COSMO AND TIMMY

(Laugh their asses off)

Wanda - irritated - raises her wand and POOF! TIMMY BECOMES A GIRL
-- with GIRL CLOTHES and a PINK BOW. Girl Timmy crosses to a MIRROR
and takes a gander.

40 TIMMY
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(horrified)
AAAA! What did you do? I didn’t wish for this!

41 WANDA
You said “I,” “Wish” and “Girl.”

42 TIMMY
(angry)
Yeah? Well, you know what I think...?

Timmy concentrates. A THOUGHT BALLOON appears over his head. In

the balloon we see VERY HIP BUTTERFLIES, VERY HIP UNICORNS and a
POSTER OF WHAT IS CLEARLY A VERY HIP BOY BAND.

43 TIMMY
Hey! I think like a girl now! I can totally use my
girl brain and figure out what to get Trixie for
her birthday!

44 COSMO
(teasing) That’s a great idea, Little Girly Girly!

45 WANDA
(teasing) Can I get the door for you, Ma’am?

Cosmo and Wanda laugh really hard at Timmy’s dilemma.

46 TIMMY
(pissed) No. I’m off to the mall to find
something Trixie’ll like. But so you have
something to laugh at while I’m gone... (to
Cosmo) I wish you were a woman (to
Wanda)and you were a man!

47 WANDA/COSMO
What?

48 TIMMY
You’re my Godparents. No choice.

THEY WAVE THEIR WANDS AND - POOF! COSMO AND WANDA SWITCH
SEXES. THEY ARE NOW COSMA AND WANDO.

49 TIMMY
Congratulations. You’re now Cosma and
Wando!

50 COSMA
What’s happening? How come I suddenly know
which boy-bands rock out loud?
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51 WANDO
I don’t know! Why am I tempted to scratch
myself and not care who sees?

Wanda starts to scratch under her armpit.

52 TIMMY
See ya!

Timmy exits. Wando pulls out a TV.

ON TV - RODERICK and a WOMAN talk.

53 WOMAN
Oh, Roderick.

54 RODERICK
I’m not Roderick. I’m his evil twin... Roderick.

55 COSMA
Other Roderick! No!

Wanda changes the channel. We hear the sounds of SPORTS!

56 COSMA
Football? What about my needs!

57 WANDO
Shh! I’m watching the game.

Wando cracks open a SODA and settles down as we hear the sound of
men slamming against men in battle. Male Wanda <<BURPS>> as
we...

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. - DIMMSDALE MALL - AFTERNOON

ANGLE ON GIRL TIMMY - looking around.

58 GIRL TIMMY
(to self) Think like a girl... think like a girl...

TIMMY’S POV - THE COMIC STORE.

59 GIRL TIMMY
Think like a... Oooo! The comic book store? Do
I still like comics?

ON A PICTURE OF THE CRIMSON CHIN

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60 GIRL TIMMY
Muscular guys in spandex fighting crime! Cool!
(beat) Uh...right?

Timmy dashes into to the store. Chester and AJ peek around a corner
and watch Girl Timmy.

61 AJ
Are you seeing what I’m seeing?

62 CHESTER
Yeah! A girl who actually likes Comic books!
What’s up with that?

Little HEARTS begin to pop and float around AJ’s bald head.

63 AJ
I don’t know! But I’m gonna stare at her until
she feels so awkward she has to talk to me!

64 CHESTER
What? AJ! Snap out of it! (beat; then
panicked) NO! I’VE LOST HIM!!!

Chester and AJ rush toward the comic store.

CUT TO:

INT. COMIC BOOK STORE - CONTINUOUS

GIRL TIMMY enters and heads over to the books.

65 GIRL TIMMY
Cool! Skull Squisher #3! And there’s only one
left!

Girl Timmy reaches for SKULL SQUISHER #3 as ANOTHER GIRL HAND

slinks around and reaches for it at the same time.

66 GIRL TIMMY
Hey! That’s mine!

They struggle with the book for a moment and it slips from both their
grasps. Girl Timmy and the Anonymous Kid fall back onto their butts.
Timmy looks up to see he was struggling with...

67 GIRL TIMMY
Trixie Tang?

Yep. It’s her. Trixie slams her hands against Girl Timmy’s mouth.

68 TRIXIE
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(really nervous) Shh! No! I’m in here by
accident. Understand? ACCIDENT! If word gets
out I like boy stuff, all my friends will think I’m
weird! Please! Please keep it our secret? Girl to
girl?

69 GIRL TIMMY
Well... okay...

Trixie hugs Girl Timmy.

70 TRIXIE
Deal! You’re my new best friend!

Trixie pulls out a PICTURE OF VERONICA and rips it in half.

CUT TO:

SOMEWHERE IN THE MALL, Veronica, carrying TWO BAGS, winces in

pain and drops the bags.

71 VERONICA
OW!

CUT TO:

INT. COMIC BOOK STORE - CONTINUOUS

72 TRIXIE
Well, you know me. Who are you?

73 GIRL TIMMY
I’m Timmmm... antha?

74 TRIXIE
Okay Timantha! Meet me outside
Shmookiedale’s in an hour! We can mall and
stuff!

Trixie slinks out of the store like a Navy Seal, and meets up with
Veronica. Girl Timmy watches her leave.

75 GIRL TIMMY
Wow. She likes boy stuff too...

Suddenly, a GEEKY COMIC STORE CLERK rips Skull Squisher out of Girl
Timmy’s hands and gives her a PINK BOOK.

76 GEEKY EMPLOYEE
(really condescending, which is very
very bad.)
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That book is boy stuff. Not for you! Here you
go. Sweetie Pony #7. In this issue, the Lollypop
Pony gallops to Ha Ha land to play with the
Pooky Poofs!

77 GIRL TIMMY
Hey! Just because I’m a girl, doesn’t mean I
can’t like stupid, violent comic books! Or
Squishing skulls!

78 GEEKY EMPLOYEE
And I want to date a girl before I’m 40, but life
is cruel.

The GEEK starts pushing GIRL TIMMY out the door.

79 GIRL TIMMY
Hey! You can’t do this to me!

GEEKY EMPLOYEE’S POV

80 GIRL TIMMY
Blah blah blah blah blah blah!

The guy ushers Girl Timmy out of the store and right into Chester and
AJ. They stare at Girl Timmy uncomfortably.

81 GIRL TIMMY
Uh... hi?

AJ stands directly in front of Timantha and pulls out a DEAD FROG and
a STINK BOMB.

82 AJ
Stink bomb? Dead frog?

83 CHESTER (OS)
Don’t do it! It’s a trap!!!

Chester dives into scene --a full action movie move-- and knocks AJ
away before he can deliver the gifts.

84 CHESTER AND AJ
(IMPACT GRUNTS)

The frog lands in Girl Timmy’s hands.

85 GIRL TIMMY
UGH! Boy or girl, that’s still gross!

She throws it aside as we...

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DISSOLVE TO:

INT. TIMMY’S ROOM - SAME TIME

Wando is sitting like a guy -legs spread apart- watching football on TV,
sloppily eating a plate of CHILI DOGS.

86 WANDO
Are you ready yet? We were supposed to meet
Timmy at the mall fifteen minutes ago!

Cosma enters in a ROBE, holding various SUNDRESSES. His hair is in

HOT ROLLERS.

87 COSMA
What do you think? This? Or This? Which
goes better with my eyes?

88 WANDO
For the love of... we’re going to the mall, not
the opera! Just pick something!

Cosma’s eyes well up with tears.

89 COSMA
(re: Chili Dogs) Oh, would you rather I coat
myself in chili?

Wando’s eyes well up with tears.

90 WANDO
I WORE THIS CHILI FOR YOU!

91 COSMA
(complete baby talk)
Awww... come on... I’m just kidding... is my big
strong manny wanny a little sad clown?
(over the top baby talk)
BOO BOO BOO BOO WEE WEE WEE DEE DEE!!!
(Wando still weeps)
Oh, I give up!

Cosma storms into the bathroom and slams the door. We hear the
SPLOOSH of him falling into the toilet seat.

92 COSMA (OS)
Ahh! Would it kill you to leave the lid down?

93 WANDO
Would it kill you to look before you sit?
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Wando scratches himself in a Nickelodeon appropriate, yet somewhat
inappropriate manner and <<BELCHES>> as we...

CUT TO:

INT. MALL - A BEAUTY SALON - SAME TIME

Girl Timmy and Trixie are getting manicures and shampoos. A wall
mounted TV is showing KISSY KISSY GOO GOO.

94 GIRL TIMMY
Wow. This feels great!

95 TRIXIE
It’s like they’re scrubbing all your troubles
away!

96 GIRL TIMMY
And they’re showing my favorite soap opera!
This place rules!

97 TRIXIE
If only I could meet a boy confident enough to
admit he likes Kissy Kissy Goo Goo! I’d go out
with him even if he wore a stupid pink hat.

98 GIRL TIMMY
Really? But I’ll bet he’d NEVER come in here.

99 TRIXIE
Well, he should! If boys did more girl stuff,
then girls would be able to more boy stuff!

PUSH IN ON GIRL TIMMY thinking as we hear the first musical strains of

Helen Reddy’s classic “I AM WOMAN” beginning to well up in the
background.

100 GIRL TIMMY

You know what, Trixie? You’re right! Come on!

Girl Timmy grabs Trixie by the hand.

101 TRIXIE
Where are we going?

102 GIRL TIMMY

Where girls fear to tread.

103 TRIXIE
The boys room?

104 GIRL TIMMY

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No. The arcade.

105 HELEN REDDY

I AM STRONG! I AM INVINCIBLE! I AM WOMAN!

INT. VIDEO ARCADE

Chester, AJ and a bunch of DORKY BOYS play VIDEO GAMES.

ANGLE ON: DOORWAY -- Girl Timmy and Trixie march into the arcade
and stand in the doorway. Chester and AJ are playing a game.
Suddenly, Chester <<SNIFFS>> in the air.

106 CHESTER
GIRLS!

They wheel. Standing triumphantly at the entrance of the arcade... are

Timantha and Trixie. AJ pulls out a FROG.

107 AJ
Frog?

108 GIRL TIMMY TRIXIE

YUCK!

109 TRIXIE
COOL!

110 CHESTER
AAAAAA!

Chester grabs AJ by his ankles and drags him out. His nails
<<SCREECH>> against the floor as he’s pulled away.

111 AJ
NO! WAIT! STOP! I want to stay with the cool
girls!

112 CHESTER
I’m doing this for your own good. Stop
resisting!! RUN!

DISSOLVE TO:

ON TIMMY and TRIXIE, playing a virtual DRIVING GAME. Girl Timmy

crashes her virtual car.

113 GIRL TIMMY

AAA!!!! I’m DEAD!!

114 TRIXIE
I’ve NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!
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115 GIRL TIMMY
But, I’m DEAD!!

116 TRIXIE
I’ve never had a friend that would go to “boy”
places! This is great!

117 GIRL TIMMY

Yeah! And I think we really left a mark on the
boys! I wonder where they went?

CUT TO:

INT. MALL / EXT. - BOYS’ BATHROOM DOOR

The camera pushes in on the boys bathroom door.

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. BOYS BATHROOM - SAME TIME

Chester, in an ARMY HELMET, pounds in the last few NAILS of a hastily

made, wooden, bathroom door BARRICADE.

118 CHESTER
I don’t know what’s up with those girls, but
we’re safe in here.

119 AJ
Don’t you think you’re overreacting?

120 CHESTER
Dude. Boys like comics, girls like dolls; boys
like video games, girls like make up. We’re
different! That’s why we have different
bathrooms!

Veronica exits a stall.

121 VERONICA
Um... am I in the wrong room?

122 CHESTER
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Chester start desperately clawing at the door.

123 CHESTER
NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!

AJ looks at Veronica and holds out the dead frog.

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124 AJ
Hi. I’m AJ.

Veronica starts clawing at the door.

125 VERONICA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

AJ looks at the frog.

126 AJ
I think it’s your breath.

127 FROG
<<RIBBBIT!>>

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. THE MALL - LATER

Trixie stands next to a MASSIVE PILE OF NEW PURCHASES, BOXES,

BAGS AND STUFF.

128 GIRL TIMMY

It was nice meeting you, Trixie!

A LIMO pulls up. A BUFF DRIVER steps out and loads the boxes into the
trunk.

129 TRIXIE
You know, all week, people have been asking
me what I wanted for my birthday. And you’ve
given it to me!

130 GIRL TIMMY

I have?

131 TRIXIE
Yeah! You’ve given me a friend who likes me
for who I am!

132 GIRL TIMMY

Really? That’s all you wanted for your
birthday? A friend?

133 TRIXIE
Yep. Someone who isn’t afraid to say “Hey, I
like Kissy Kissy Goo Goo and Skull Squisher.” If
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you were a boy I’d totally date you! (beat) See
you at my party! BYE-eee!

The Limo pulls away in a cloud of DUST. Timmy smiles.

134 GIRL TIMMY

Oh, you’ll see me alright.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. TRIXIE’S HOUSE - THAT EVENING

The upscale, luxury party is in full-swing.

CLOSER ON BUSHES - Girl Timmy, Cosma and Wando peek around the
bushes.

135 GIRL TIMMY

Okay. It’s party time. I wish I was a boy again.

They wave their wands and POOF! Timmy is back to normal.

136 COSMO
Hey! What about us? Aren’t you gonna
change us...

TIMMY’S POV as he walks toward the party.

137 COSMA
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!

INT. TRIXIE TANG’S REALLY NICE HOUSE - CONTINUOUS

Trixie, surrounded by POPULAR KIDS, holds court. A BOUNCER, holding

a CLIP BOARD, stands nearby. Chester and AJ, a bit nervous, walk up to
Trixie and present their offerings.

138 CHESTER
Happy Birthday, Trixie!

139 TRIXIE
Thanks, uh, (to bouncer) Who are they?

140 BOUNCER
Who cares?

141 TRIXIE
Right!

Trixie throws the gifts right into her blazing FIREPLACE.

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142 CHESTER
See? I told you firewood was the perfect gift!

Chester and AJ high five.

143 TRIXIE
(to Bouncer) Is she here? Did you check?

The bouncer looks at the guest list.

144 SECURITY GUARD

I’m sorry. That’s all the guests, Miss Tang.
Nobody named Timantha is at this party.

Trixie hangs her head sadly. AJ sadly hands her ANOTHER BOX.

145 AJ
Timantha’s not here? You can have her
firewood too.

146 CHESTER
I told you she’d break your heart.

Chester and AJ exit. Veronica jumps into frame.

147 VERONICA
I can change my name to Timantha!

Without raising her head, Trixie takes out another photo of Veronica
and tears it in half. Veronica winces.

148 VERONICA
AAAAAAA!!!

Veronica staggers OS.

149 TIMMY (OS)

Happy Birthday, Trixie.

Trixie looks up. Timmy’s carrying ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

150 AJ
Timmy!

151 CHESTER
Dude, where’s your gift? (beat; then horrified)
OH DON’T TELL ME GIRLS DON’T LIKE GIFTS
ANYMORE!!!!

152 TIMMY
I brought a special kind of gift. Something you
can’t wrap up and put in
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a box.

153 AJ
A deadly germ?

154 CHESTER
A ghost?

Hearing this, Trixie walks up to Timmy. Trixie looks around Timmy,

trying to find the present.

155 TIMMY
Nope. Even better than a deadly germ or a
ghost. (to Trixie) Trixie...

TRIXIE’S POV

156 TIMMY
Ahem...BLAH let you know BLAH BLAH girls
and boys BLAH BLAH...

VERONICA’S POV

157 TIMMY
BLAH, BLAH I like you for who you are BLAH
BLAH BLAH not what everyone expects you
to be.

TRIXIE’S POV

158 TIMMY
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (suddenly clear)
...a friend to you. Someone who isn’t afraid to
say “Hey, I like Kissy Kissy Goo Goo and Skull
Squisher.”

Trixie stares for a BEAT. She is CLEARLY moved.

159 TRIXIE
Oh my gosh... that is so sweet...

The crowd gasps. Trixie realizes she’s being observed.

160 TRIXIE
But... uh... that’s what I have girlfriends for!
Security!

161 TIMMY
Huh?

162 TRIXIE
Bye, Timmy Turner!
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163 TIMMY
Hey!

Trixie claps her hands twice, and the security guard pulls a LEVER.
Timmy is instantly launched from the room, through the roof, and out
of the house.

164 TIMMY
(fading) ...You remembered my name...

CUT TO:

EXT. TRIXIE’S HOUSE - SAME TIME

On a BUSH near the house. Cosma and Wando wait patiently.

165 COSMA
Three... two... one...

166 TIMMY (OS)

AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Timmy lands in the bushes and pops out, covered with LEAVES, TWIGS
and DIRT. Timmy brushes himself off.

167 COSMA
Told you she’d want a gift.

168 TIMMY
It worked! Because I treated Trixie like a
person, instead of just a girl, she remembered
my name!

169 WANDO
But she catapulted you out of the party.

170 TIMMY
Yeah, but she did it with love! And that never
would have happened if you hadn’t made me a
girl. Thanks. (Beat) But don’t ever do it again.

171 WANDO
Deal!

172 TIMMY
I wish you guys were back to the way you were
born!

POOF! Cosmo and Wanda are back to normal, but Cosmo’s NOSE is
huge. They stare for a moment.

173 COSMO
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This is the nose I was born with! What? Can’t a
guy do something to make himself pretty?

WANDA’S POV

174 COSMO
BLAH BLAH? BLAH BLAH? BLAH BLAH!!!

175 WANDA
Well, your parents don’t expect you home for a
few hours! What do you wanna do now?

Timmy smiles.

CUT TO:

INT. BEAUTY SALON - LATER

Timmy, surrounded by BEAUTICIANS, gets the full treatment. Cosmo

and Wanda are nearby in the fishbowl. Cosmo fish has a gigantic nose.
The GOO GOO hour plays on a TV in the BG.

176 TIMMY
Mmmmm. It’s like you’re scrubbing all my
troubles away!

177 SALON GIRL

I’ve never met a boy sensitive enough to walk
in here by himself! I totally want you to date
my daughter!

178 WOMAN
No! He should date mine!

179 WOMAN #2
And mine!

ON FISHBOWL

180 WANDA
I’m so proud of Timmy!

181 COSMO
Yeah! He figured out that women love
sensitivity!

182 WANDA
Awww...

183 COSMO
The Fairly OddParents: “The Boy Who Would Be Queen” by Tracy Berna, Steve Marmel and Butch Hartman Recording Script 21
6/14/01
And if you can fake that, you’re in!

Wanda conks Cosmo on the head.

WIDER ON THE SCENE -- everyone snaps to attention and watches the

GOO GOO hour.

184 ON TV
I’ve got bad news. Roderick’s off the
show...um...I mean fell down an elevator shaft.

185 EVERY PERSON IN THE ROOM

RODERICK NO!!!!!

Beat.

186 TIMMY
Hey, who wants to watch wrestling?

187 EVERY WOMAN IN THE ROOM

WE DO!!! (WALLA IN AGREEMENT)

Timmy changes the channel. We hear a WRESTLING ANNOUNCER.

188 WRESTLING ANNOUNCER

And Roderick has his evil twin Roderick in a toe
hold!!!

189 EVERY PERSON IN THE ROOM

RODERICK NO!!!!!
And on the sound of sports filling the room,
we...

FADE OUT.

THE END