Footnotes: Helga's Case Files

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Footnotes: Helga's Case Files

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Sep 13, 2018

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Jamie, James and Alice open Helga's FBI case files on her fieldwork in Amsterdam. The problem is, they're written by Rocky. For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Sep 13, 2018

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Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for.

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Footnotes: Helga's Case Files

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