Worshipping mud-covered boots,  a little church lobby folding chair bondage, or lobbing ornamental fruit - where do you start when it’s time to try a groundbreaking new sex act? After coming out 3 times to his parents, Mitch Mitchell decides it’s time to finally lose his goldstar status…. so: Grindr profile? Check. Anonymous tryst scheduled? Check. Construction site assignation? Maybe…But learning that PigBoy is a crappy tile setter might just kill the vibe. This act needs to happen, so it’s time to creative with a massive strap-on and a few choice YouTube tutorials. Goldstar (adj) A person who has never had sex with the opposite gender. Example: a lesbian who has never slept with a man, a gay man who has never slept with a woman. Hosted by Sexual Folklorist Dixie De La Tour Opening Music: 8 Miles Wide by Storm Large Song:  ‘Born This Way’ by Rachel Lark Website: https://www.rachellark.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rachellark This episode of the Bawdy Storytelling podcast is brought to you by OpenFit. Right now during the OpenFit 30 Day Challenge, you get a special extended 30 Day free trial membership when you text BAWDY to 303030 (Thirty Thirty Thirty). Learn about Openfit’s workout and nutrition programs at OpenFit.com Check out OMGYes.com - a video series that helps women and other vagina-havers experience more pleasure. Check out their newly released Season 2 - and Get $5 off your purchase with the promo code DIXIE Go to OMGYes.com/Dixie to learn more.   Episode links: Help Master Storyteller Nancy Donoval Relocate & Recover GoFundMe link: https://www.gofundme.com/help-nancy-donoval Hear Nancy's slam-winning story about sexual assault on Chicago Public Radio at: http://www.wbez.org/episode-segments/story-slams-first-ever-national-winner Enjoy the Ride! Explore the Sybian at https://sybian.com/ Love Bawdy Storytelling?  Keep this podcast going by supporting us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/Bawdy Or you can make a one-time donation via Paypal at  BawdyStorytelling@gmail.com Shout-out to our Bang-O prize sponsors: You can win sexy prizes from Good Vibrations and Babeland at Bawdy’s live shows – or you can get your own at Good Vibrations https://www.goodvibes.com/ Babeland https://www.babeland.com/ Ain’t nothin’ on Earth like a LIVE Bawdy Storytelling! Bawdy tends to sell out, so get your tickets in advance. Here’s what’s coming up: Seattle, WA Thursday, June 6th ‘Seattle 5 Year Anniversary’ http://bit.ly/bawdy5yearsea Pitch your story to dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com   Portland   Are you an aspiring sex educator? I’m teaching Storytelling for Sex Geeks at Sex Geek Summer Camp (June 10th-14th, 2019). Sex Geek Summer Camp is a “5 day sleepaway business camp + education retreat/seminar for sex educators and sex-positive professionals.” Learn more & Register at https://reidaboutsex.mykajabi.com/are-you-coming-to-sex-geek-summer-camp San Francisco, CA   Thursday, June 20th  ‘Best Fiends’ http://bit.ly/bawdybestfiendssfo Pitch your story to Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com   Sunday, September 29th ‘Bawdy gets Kinky’ (Folsom St Fair afterparty) http://bit.ly/BawdyFolsom2019 Visiting SF and have a Kinky story? Pitch your story to Dixie@BawdyStorytelling.com Tickets and more info are available at BawdyStorytelling.com   Team Bawdy is: Podcast Producer: Marty Garcia Sound Engineer: David Grosof Project Manager: Dana Hanna Archivist /Video: Joe Moore & Bawdy Creator & Podcast Host Dixie De La Tour