One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his

limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road

side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate. "Why are you eating grass?", he asked one
man.


"We don't have any money for food.", The poor man
replied.


"Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"


"Bring them along! And you, come with me too!", he said to the
other man.


"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" The second man
answered.


"Bring them as well!"


They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car
as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says
"sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The rich man replied "No, you don't
understand, the grass at my home is
about three feet tall!"
Hey girl, did anyone tell you you
look like Marilyn Monroe?
Nooooooooooo..... <3 <3
THATS RIGHT!!!! COZ YOU
LOOKE LIKE ARNOLD
SCHWARZENEGGER!!!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
If you call me fat again Ill
leave you.
Wait dear... Dont do it.
What about our son...
Son...???
Yeah arent you pregnant?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Derp.... What should be my
nickname for you? <3 <3
BATMAN...
No... I mean in public, dear.
What would you want me to
call you?
BRUCE WAYNE...