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 THE TEACHER

In my deepest dream I saw a teacher.

She was a naughty teacher.
She was a naughty, bothersome teacher.
She was a naughty, bothersome, short teacher.
She was a naughty, bothersome, short, skinny teacher.
She was a naughty, bothersome, short, skinny, middle-aged teacher.
She was a naughty, bothersome, short, skinny, middle-aged, English teacher.
Thank God I woke up.
 THE ANT

On my way to school I saw an ant.

It was a brown ant.
It was an ugly brown ant.
It was a wild, ugly, brown ant.
It was an angry, wild, ugly, brown ant.
It was a hungry, angry, wild, ugly, brown ant.
It was a giant, hungry, angry, wild, ugly, brown ant.
And it wanted to eat me!
 THE MATH LESSON

In my math lesson I fell asleep.

It was a happy dream.
It was a happy, amazing dream.
It was a happy, amazing, funny dream.
It was a happy, amazing, funny, romantic dream.
It was a happy, amazing, funny, romantic, beautiful dream.
It was a happy, amazing, funny, romantic, beautiful, perfect dream.
My teacher woke me up.