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Aria Peyton
I've been a covert operative in a foreign country, jumped out of helicopters for fun, and bungee jumped over the side of a Styrofoam factory into a vat of beans made for beanbags.
I can also leap L...показать большеI've been a covert operative in a foreign country, jumped out of helicopters for fun, and bungee jumped over the side of a Styrofoam factory into a vat of beans made for beanbags.
I can also leap Lego towers in a single bound, pack school lunches like a boss, and burn myself on any hot surface.
My multiskilling is out of this world and I successfully masquerade as an average parent 24/7.
Do not be fooled by my mediocrity. To do so is at your own peril.
Also, don't believe everything you read!
(because ^ that ^ sounds waaay better than boring chick with 3 kids!)показать меньше